All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, expect the things in the world that just don’t add up.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them in a committee ~~ that will do them in.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees but computers.
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmend and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger of heavier.
The computer is a moron.
The most overlooked advantange to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s not law against wacking them around a little.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
